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the prettiest spam of all

Spam email "barbie would like to say hi cream" starts out in the usual way, with a short message about a playfull (sic) women who likes to have fun, followed by the Link You Must Not Follow, and a string of disconnected words (plane minor bases photo fires sahib as forgo genre input quota class basic) just as you'd expect.

Then comes the message, "there is no moreof this" with the fake unsubscribe, and then this:

noble holes plain panda ideas a a share and radar cycle given
an screw guess heavy crept cover spent helps books yield linux plane weird layer being
thank as faced lower moons power was a happy crate bland rocks japan
boxer cloak eager hello belts video crawl also glory
frame alone occur grass asked jewel snaps sorts macro juicy.
upper abash later makes and holds

smell crept cells pacts young waldo think and weepy forgo avail thing
moans might layer avoid young polka comes jerry pools saith also alone quail tough as
jolly money nurse still birth jihad candy cacti paper alias as sworn sulks
as there kayak start world north as pulls older
could sandy block polka and soars light upset finch heads.
unsay cases vbweb a grill novel

ducks also was merit wispy never medic geese as yield
total crack canon tease mopes crawl

gaily
acted jelly.



Line breaks, verse divisions, words and order are all as it arrived. Not a bad poem, Fastenings C. Erik ... though perhaps it's a little disheartening to discover how well random noise generators compare to the copy of For Beauty, Eric I used to keep in the bathroom (currently there's an e.e.cummings in its place -- I've not yet seen any spam that could approach its level of experimental rigour).

Comments

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cleanskies
5th Mar, 2004 06:38 (UTC)
that's just beautiful.
crazycrone
5th Mar, 2004 00:33 (UTC)
I'm Getting Them Now
I just don't understand. Where do they come from? Duh...
enidw
5th Mar, 2004 00:37 (UTC)
gaily
acted jelly.


Jelly, cream, Barbie, sparkly lights...it's all so pretty.
( 3 worms — Feed the birds )