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Well, actually it's tuesday, and I'm more panicked and a little bit twitchy than bored, but never mind.

Poll #738644 defining chairlicker

A "chairlicker" is:

Someone who can't keep their tongue off the furniture.
5(17.2%)
Someone with an unnatural interest in minuteing meetings.
4(13.8%)
Someone with a large collection of IKEA catalogues.
4(13.8%)
Something far more disgusting than that (details below).
5(17.2%)
Cats just do that, Jeremy, it's not weird.
11(37.9%)

The true definition of "chairlicker" is:

The colour I should dye my hair is:

Black! Black as your soul!
5(17.9%)
Green! Green like that frog you found in the garden!
8(28.6%)
Red! Red like a ladybird! (spots optional)
4(14.3%)
Cloudy blue with murky grey bits, like the sky.
4(14.3%)
Just leave it its natural colour, I'm curious what that is.
3(10.7%)

Your complicated and impractical idea for dying my hair:



P.S. I sorted out that rough area in the garden. I found a frog, non-fatally! Yay. Look, a patch of bareish earth and a wrought-iron dragonfly.

Comments

( 3 worms — Feed the birds )
timscience
30th May, 2006 13:13 (UTC)
I ticked black, but looking through the answers, Moonbase Alpha purple has a certain appeal.
cleanskies
30th May, 2006 15:11 (UTC)
I do own a space 1999 wig, but I don't look very good in it, so I usually make other people wear it:



I also once briefly captained a Moonbase in The Frightwig Factor.
cleanskies
30th May, 2006 14:30 (UTC)
thanks for your help
--- buddleia, I didn't so much hear it as witness it; brixtonbrood, it was a black cat on a cream chair, so although it probably was confused, it wasn't confused about that; mr_snips, well chairlicker certainly is a vvOMGlol typical livejournal user -- and badasstronaut, I'm not sure I can get the precision to draw daisies on my head. Or a bright enough white.
( 3 worms — Feed the birds )