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Kung Fu Masters vs. Utahraptors (unarmed combat)

VOTE! VOTE FOR YOUR LIVES!

Oh, too late. The Utahraptor ate you dead.

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applez
28th Feb, 2007 16:29 (UTC)
Ah, as vulnerable as Jackie Chan may be, he is indefatigable! So Kung Fu Masters got my vote!
timscience
28th Feb, 2007 16:35 (UTC)
Dinosaurs....Jackie Chan...Dinosaurs....Jackie Chan....DINOSAURS!
percyprune
28th Feb, 2007 17:12 (UTC)
But... but.. but.. PIRATES!

Pirates beat Kung Fu and Dinosaurs hands down!
timscience
28th Feb, 2007 18:11 (UTC)
Pirates are in the final, if they beat the ninjas. They'll take on the winner of the dinosaurs v kung fu masters bout. It's the knockout stage.

Personally, I'll back pirates against ninjas, but dinosaurs against everything.
benchilada
28th Feb, 2007 18:38 (UTC)
Are you shitting me?
The pirates would be fighting, as per the rules, sans weapons.

Without weapons and a ship, what are pirates?

Fancy-dress homeless people.
juggzy
28th Feb, 2007 19:20 (UTC)
Fancy dress homeless people with only one eye each.

I'm backing the ninjas in that fight.
timscience
28th Feb, 2007 21:15 (UTC)
What are ninjas without their throwing stars and such? Little guys in black pyjamas.

The question of whether a ship counts as a weapon is with the adjudicators.
benchilada
28th Feb, 2007 21:31 (UTC)
Fuck pirates.
Fuck ninjas.

The only real question is Dinosaurs or Kung Fu masters.

I could write a whole damn story about that...
timscience
28th Feb, 2007 21:54 (UTC)
There can be only one!
benchilada
28th Feb, 2007 21:57 (UTC)
Dimetrodon v. Wong Fei Hung!
twic.myopenid.com
2nd Mar, 2007 10:48 (UTC)
The New Space Princess Movement (http://johncwright.livejournal.com/76001.html) advocates dinosaur ninjas.

That is all.

-- tom
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