- 09:51 On the stairs, i find a mysterious brigt green d20. The house has been playing d&d on the sly? But against who? #
- 19:05 There's country music playing in borders. My likelihood of committing suicide is increasing track on track. Oo! The bridge, for just £4.99! #
- 21:36 At an electro gig with a rucksack full of pillowcases and a glass of traditional lemonade. Howard Moon, i am your perfect woman. #


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It's the plot for a US import TV series on Sky 1 surely.