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the wasp from nowhere

As we were getting into the car (Tim and I had been discussing fashion, specifically bold choices, like wearing black fairy wings with a leather cowboy hat and aviator shades) there was a huge gust of wind and a wasp the size of a planet appeared from nowhere in front of Tim's face, and blew across the windscreen to rest, angrily buzzing, against the passenger door. I opened the door suddenly but slightly (taking a microsecond to check for approaching cyclists), hoping a slight jiggle would blow it away, only to have the wind snatch the car door from my hand and slam it open into the path of the oncoming Cowley road traffic. With another terrific blast of wind, the wasp disappeared and I struggled the door shut, having done nothing worse than mildly inconvenience a man in a peacock green car. It was a bold opening move! But now I am warned that the annual struggle of wasps vs. Jeremy has begun.

Oh yes and I did another spamusement, sorry:


she will surely pounce on you
she will surely pounce on you
Little kitten!

Comments

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andyluke
24th Jun, 2008 12:40 (UTC)
Haha for spamusements: what a crackin utilising result.

wasps - perhaps one day they will go too fast for their own good and be trapped back in time.

mzdt
24th Jun, 2008 13:08 (UTC)
a spam message today (real spam, honest) offered me cheaper gas in the subject line. Finger on the Zeitgeist, those guys.
cleanskies
24th Jun, 2008 14:17 (UTC)
I think it's more that they've got so many fingers that one is sure to vaguely prod the zeitgeist sooner or later.
pollitesss
24th Jun, 2008 13:09 (UTC)
She surely will. If she's a kitten.
cleanskies
24th Jun, 2008 14:22 (UTC)
the kitten in question:


She's quite the pouncer.
pollitesss
24th Jun, 2008 15:09 (UTC)
Re: the kitten in question:
Awww. Nutty cat!
motodraconis
24th Jun, 2008 13:14 (UTC)
Looks like Damien and Emily. She surely will!
cleanskies
24th Jun, 2008 14:24 (UTC)
I think you might mean...
small invader

Damian (left) and Amy (right)
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