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I'm a bundle of hate this morning ...

... but the internet has the cure.

factory farmers, 90% of people working in advertising, the person who decided white stilletos are fashionable again
Circle I Limbo

people who selectively breed animals for aesthetic reasonss, Tracey Emin, guiltmongerers
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

violent animal rights activists, Creationists, manager of a certain local design firm
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

builders who don't even bother to hide their own incompetence
Circle IV Rolling Weights

people who refuse to be responsible for their own actions
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

fat-ass quango cronies
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

people who drive SUVs
Circle VII Burning Sands

people who open car doors on you as you're cycling past
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

CBBC presenters, everyone involved in perpetrating McDonalds, Margaret Thatcher
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

Comments

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mzdt
18th Aug, 2003 04:39 (UTC)
what about CBBC engineers?
cleanskies
18th Aug, 2003 05:30 (UTC)
I think the worst you deserve is a little light purgatory
... and that's just for getting within striking distance of the presenters and not putting them out of my misery ...

hope you're feeling better
mzdt
18th Aug, 2003 07:44 (UTC)
Re: I think the worst you deserve is a little light purgatory
... and that's just for getting within striking distance of the presenters and not putting them out of my misery ...

I was once within punching distance of Jonathan King and didn't, which I'd like taken into consideration. m'lud.

That was before the paedophilia thing, and when he was just hated for being Jonathan King anyway. Afterwards, of course, everyone said they knew about him before, which is hardly something to be proud of - knowing someone is a paedophile and not shopping (or helping) him... sorry. anyway. where was I?

hope you're feeling better

worse, iof anything, but thanks for asking...
concourse
18th Aug, 2003 10:15 (UTC)
I was within striking distance of margaret thatcher, michael portillo and tony blair in the same evening and didn't do anything. In my defence all I can say is that there's a time and a place for these things and that wasn't it.

cleanskies
19th Aug, 2003 05:02 (UTC)
... well
you don't have three arms.
badasstronaut
18th Aug, 2003 04:46 (UTC)
Excellent!
Robin Williams will be featuring in mine. I know it's not his fault, but I'm afraid I can't help it.
cleanskies
18th Aug, 2003 05:31 (UTC)
Re: Excellent!
there was a film in which he went to hell, but the film-makers didn't have the courage to follow through and actually have him tormented.
badasstronaut
18th Aug, 2003 05:42 (UTC)
Re: Excellent!
I know, I went to see it and I was so disappointed! I'd get it right if I put him there though.
thegreenman
18th Aug, 2003 05:33 (UTC)
</i>"people who drive SUVs"</i>

Go Jeremy! Go!

:)

cleanskies
18th Aug, 2003 05:39 (UTC)
hey, I hated them before it was trendy.
cleanskies
18th Aug, 2003 07:50 (UTC)
though I called them "those stupid little jeep thingies"
applez
18th Aug, 2003 09:32 (UTC)
Yay!
What's particularly hideous is the popularity of the 'Hummer H2' out hereabouts ... even to the point of producing 'stretch Hummers' - even more popular than stretch limousines.

Personally, whenever I see one of those things, I feel I really should fulfill that idiot's fantasy to a tee...and launch a bloody RPG into their arse.

I suppose this feeling comes from studying architecture...certain designs automatically elicit particular reactions (yay Foucault!). If one sees a concrete bunker, naturally one wants to take C4 to the bastard. I should add that if it weren't for their history and their non-use now, I'd feel quite the same way about castles, which at least makes me consistent. ;-)

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cleanskies
18th Aug, 2003 09:36 (UTC)
RPG?
Role playing game? Is this something to do with the thickness of the manuals :P
applez
18th Aug, 2003 10:26 (UTC)
Re: RPG?
Hehehehe...sorry, I forget not everyone has the supersaturated militarist-speak of CNN/Fox as we have here...RPG = Rocket-Propelled Grenade. Essentially that thingy Indiana Jones used to threaten the destruction of the Ark in the first film. :-)

(yes, admits he knows far too much military crap - I run away now.)

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applez
18th Aug, 2003 13:46 (UTC)
Re: RPG?
applez
18th Aug, 2003 15:01 (UTC)
2 things...
www.quango.gov.uk/

but perhaps much more strangely...

www.quango.com

and continuing on this theme...a Cornish band at

www.quangoweb.com

lol!

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cleanskies
19th Aug, 2003 02:20 (UTC)
aaaargh!
Is it a band or a powerpoint presentation?
applez
19th Aug, 2003 06:55 (UTC)
Re: aaaargh!
hehehehe...

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( 18 worms — Feed the birds )