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I'm a bundle of hate this morning ...

... but the internet has the cure.

factory farmers, 90% of people working in advertising, the person who decided white stilletos are fashionable again
Circle I Limbo

people who selectively breed animals for aesthetic reasonss, Tracey Emin, guiltmongerers
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

violent animal rights activists, Creationists, manager of a certain local design firm
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

builders who don't even bother to hide their own incompetence
Circle IV Rolling Weights

people who refuse to be responsible for their own actions
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

fat-ass quango cronies
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

people who drive SUVs
Circle VII Burning Sands

people who open car doors on you as you're cycling past
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

CBBC presenters, everyone involved in perpetrating McDonalds, Margaret Thatcher
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell


18th Aug, 2003 05:39 (UTC)
hey, I hated them before it was trendy.
18th Aug, 2003 07:50 (UTC)
though I called them "those stupid little jeep thingies"
18th Aug, 2003 09:32 (UTC)
What's particularly hideous is the popularity of the 'Hummer H2' out hereabouts ... even to the point of producing 'stretch Hummers' - even more popular than stretch limousines.

Personally, whenever I see one of those things, I feel I really should fulfill that idiot's fantasy to a tee...and launch a bloody RPG into their arse.

I suppose this feeling comes from studying architecture...certain designs automatically elicit particular reactions (yay Foucault!). If one sees a concrete bunker, naturally one wants to take C4 to the bastard. I should add that if it weren't for their history and their non-use now, I'd feel quite the same way about castles, which at least makes me consistent. ;-)

18th Aug, 2003 09:36 (UTC)
Role playing game? Is this something to do with the thickness of the manuals :P
18th Aug, 2003 10:26 (UTC)
Re: RPG?
Hehehehe...sorry, I forget not everyone has the supersaturated militarist-speak of CNN/Fox as we have here...RPG = Rocket-Propelled Grenade. Essentially that thingy Indiana Jones used to threaten the destruction of the Ark in the first film. :-)

(yes, admits he knows far too much military crap - I run away now.)

18th Aug, 2003 13:46 (UTC)
Re: RPG?