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I'm a bundle of hate this morning ...

... but the internet has the cure.

factory farmers, 90% of people working in advertising, the person who decided white stilletos are fashionable again
Circle I Limbo

people who selectively breed animals for aesthetic reasonss, Tracey Emin, guiltmongerers
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

violent animal rights activists, Creationists, manager of a certain local design firm
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

builders who don't even bother to hide their own incompetence
Circle IV Rolling Weights

people who refuse to be responsible for their own actions
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

fat-ass quango cronies
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

people who drive SUVs
Circle VII Burning Sands

people who open car doors on you as you're cycling past
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

CBBC presenters, everyone involved in perpetrating McDonalds, Margaret Thatcher
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

Comments

mzdt
18th Aug, 2003 07:44 (UTC)
Re: I think the worst you deserve is a little light purgatory
... and that's just for getting within striking distance of the presenters and not putting them out of my misery ...

I was once within punching distance of Jonathan King and didn't, which I'd like taken into consideration. m'lud.

That was before the paedophilia thing, and when he was just hated for being Jonathan King anyway. Afterwards, of course, everyone said they knew about him before, which is hardly something to be proud of - knowing someone is a paedophile and not shopping (or helping) him... sorry. anyway. where was I?

hope you're feeling better

worse, iof anything, but thanks for asking...
concourse
18th Aug, 2003 10:15 (UTC)
I was within striking distance of margaret thatcher, michael portillo and tony blair in the same evening and didn't do anything. In my defence all I can say is that there's a time and a place for these things and that wasn't it.

cleanskies
19th Aug, 2003 05:02 (UTC)
... well
you don't have three arms.