I tried drawing a christmas card last night but any Christmas message which ends with "... everything's pointless ..." probably doesn't need sharing. Here are three favourites from my friends instead; ossi being sinister, Groc wrapping up spam and marstokyo tangled in eternity.
Christmas tree lights result in about 350 people needing attention at hospital each year. According to RoSPA, who should know. Trawling advice sites for work occasionally throws up gems.