On the grimly amusing side, their network server status page on their very puffy site looks like this:
The XXXXDELETEDXXXXX network is monitored 24 x 7 x 365 by skilled Technical Engineers.
The network status page is here to keep all of our clients informed of issues that may arise.
Date
Microsoft OLE DB Provider for ODBC Drivers error '80004005'
[Microsoft][ODBC SQL Server Driver]Client unable to establish connection
/includes/code/db.asp, line 41
Ah hahahahahahaha
I'm going home.