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Again, I think to myself that I'm luckier than I have any right to expect to be.
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In all the excitement about Caption, I missed the sad, sad news about all those gay marriages turning into refunds. It made me feel sad and kind of hopeless, because (a bit like trying to find a girlfriend when you're a provincial lesbian) where gay marriage is concerned the numbers are stacked hard against success. Only about 10% of the population will ever need the freedom it represents; approached democratically, it's never going to happen.
Siiiigh. Lunch.