April 5th, 2002

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the trebuchet swings again

(Advertised in Oxford freesheet Daily Information for some reason)

The Dangerous Sports Clubwho invented Bungee Jumping, for the first time offer the public a chance to enjoy
THE BIG FLING - being catapulted by a trebuchet 80ft high and 200ft in distance into a safe net. (Hundreds of practise shots have been fired to ensure safety.) SUNDAY APRIL 7TH Venue: Middlemoor Water Park, Woolavington, Nr. Bridgewater, Somerset. Ring David Atkinhead 01278 434144/07815 616531 This event will be televised. All welcome to come and watch.


And yes, they do have pictures.
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2020 lack of vision

got absolutely no excuse for doing this, but...

the high yield killing test just seemed like the right thing to do after Babblin' Babs left for the day: and what do you know:



"Congratulations, you are a Serial Killer! Others prefer mass killings, or years of blood and hate, but your blood-lust is much more cultivated and refined. A high body count is not your turn on, you like the hunt, the selection of the perfect prey, and the slow torture before the kill. Sometimes, you renew your thirst for life by consuming a portion of your victim. Some people like caviar and classical music, you like human eyes and bloodcurling shrieks of ultimate pain. There is, as they say, no accounting for taste."

However, when I took the murder test (handily on the same site) I only came out as 37% likely to commit murder:

"Your hit list if pretty short, but you do have one. You know the difference between right and wrong, but you just don't see what the fuss is all about. If you had a choice, you would probably head off down the path of goodness, but if cornered you will fight your way out like a rabid dog. Your balance between light and dark leaves your world bright enough to be "normal" and dark enough so that no one sees the severed head in the closet."

Actually, there's no contradiction there, is there?

You can take the High Yield Killing Method Test at aralyra.net but be warned, it's daaaark in there.
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