August 29th, 2002

masked

can't be bothered fighting those memes any more

Jeremy is your typical kid. (oh yes I am!)

Jeremy is on a weekly schedule for only 25 more episodes. (that's a lie)

Jeremy is ugly. Jeremy is hideous. And Jeremy is an adult-film Adonis. (mixed messages there)

Jeremy is an experienced, energetic, and enjoyable performer. (how healthy!)

Jeremy is coming off of an extraordinary year. (it's all so lurid)

Jeremy is recuperating in Los Angles. (sic)

Jeremy is a true anomaly. (I am!)

Striped like a zebra, Jeremy is generous with clues. (not sure about the zebra bit, but the rest is true enough)

Jeremy is the superior being. (recognition at last!)

Jeremy is a bad example. (... oh well)

Jeremy is unable to attend the Slanted Fedora show in Chicago due to work commitments in the UK. (I'm gutted about that)

Jeremy is actually a real-life Satyr. (but don't tell anyone)

Jeremy is a mixed martial arts submission fighter in northern Indiana. (this one's a bit out of date)

Jeremy is willing to fight anyone. (gr!)

Jeremy is definitely keeping our community safe and that is something we are all proud of. (not sure what this refers to)

Jeremy is responsible for the sales and marketing efforts of Silent Frog. (who?)

Often mistaken for a mutant weasel, the Jeremy is one of the most sought after specimens in Royal Oak. (In fact, Jeremy has its own page on Davezilla, though I'd like to point out that we don't drink at the Royal Oak any more, and the photos don't really do me justice.)

Jeremy is a classic, beast-like, wounded hero. (yes, I am!)

Jeremy is the hapless Crow who, while meaning well, is really just a very large pain in Ms. Brisby's side. (Who's Ms Brisby? What do I want with her side?)

Jeremy also has a lot to say for himself. (but I'd hesitate to quote)
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