cleanskies

Bloody hell. A day when something newsworthy happens and does it turn up on the BBC website? Does it arse. No, they're all too busy whining about how nasty the papers are being to them and wittering on about the latest art scandals. Best of all are the comments from the public; this one might have been written by Banksy himself:

we all appreciate a good fireworks show and yet we don't complain that its an inspiration to arsonists

Try saying it several times in different tones.