February 27th, 2005

2020 lack of vision

obviously not going to win

Because I've made the captain of the spaceship a) black and b) female. She looks good in red, though ... the one that looks rather Josie is a token human in a cat-suit trying to fit in with the rest of the crew.

What's the story? Princess Kissyia the kissy-face ninja is recounting her recent and most dangerous mission to her good friends Harlequin Ninja and (Michaelangelo's) David. The way she tells it, she was sent to the International Space Station to deliver a kissogram, but then her secret orders sent her off into space in pursuit of alien space kittens. So far, danger has been conspicuously absent, but that might all be about to change ...

What happens next? I don't know. Help me.
2020 lack of vision

sale of the autons

head of the headless
Originally uploaded by Jeremy Dennis.
Along with the rest of the retail vultures, I went to pick over the corpse of collapsed department store Allders this friday. I had the thought of buying mirrors. Putative house will need mirrors. And maybe a pestle and mortar to replace the one I broke, grinding mushrooms. I suppose we'll need other things, too, but it all just seems too remote ... and Allders, at any rate, the Allders in Oxford, never was that great, though there was the notable time I discovered a rich seam of very, very nice underwear. So I just photographed the mannequins -- they were selling all the cracked, damaged and dull ones. Ones without bases, ones without heads. And didn't buy anything. Mirrors and shelving, earrings and pants, somehow, none of it appealed.

allders auton horror slideshow
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