April 1st, 2008

2020 lack of vision

the penguins are adorable, but this is the best april fool ever in space

No, literally, in space:


Alas, I am judged unfit for Mars colony purposes:

Well, you're distressingly normal and could conceivably adjust to life as a deep space pioneer, though we recommend instead that you leave the Mars missions to the serious whack jobs who scored over 130 and instead finish year 3 of law school, tuck your toddler into bed, design Web 2.0 applications, run for Congress or do whatever other normal, healthy, middle-of-the-road thing you're currently doing with your normal, healthy, middle-of-the-road life.

Well, that's me told.