cleanskies

Dear Mr BBC,

In a day when I've already been shaken to the core by an evil slug consuming part of a home grown baby courgette, I really didn't need more nasty surprises. So whose idea was is to ask the cast of Torchwood to reinterpret Tess of the D'Urbevilles? And, dear god, why?

Also -- Pacific Abyss? Cut out the manufactured diving crises. We really don't care.

In other news -- and bah to those (well, geroge) who were tutting at my lackadaisical way with vegetables! Not pinching out your tomatoes? It's gonna be a trend.

This also happened today:

• 17:41 A sign in Eynsham general stores: "is there a vacuum in your life? We have the bag for it!" in shaky capitals (and me without my camera).
• 19:45 Bike oil tucked above the lintel. Smart car parked out front. Fifty paces on (fast doubletime) a house with a newbuild concrete block henge.
• 20:23 Tragedy in the garden! A slug has partially consumed one of my baby courgettes :(

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