This also happened today:
- 19:54 Just got photographed in an ice-cream parlour. Mistaken identity? Is there a minor celebrity who looks like me? Guess I'd never know.
- 20:46 Watching another 80s revival band. The lead singer has an enormous bulge in his skinny cherry red jeans, It is definitely his mobile phone.
- 22:19 Chew lips: she's a perfect primark princess, the boys look like they were grown in a vat by the illuminati. Can I get a shakira ho
- 22:19 Howl? The crowd comply.