Juggling a lap full of tech trying to chip a hole into the free wi-fi. No dice so far, and I've got bored of watching the connecting... screen. Woke up in time to get the fast bus to London, thanks in no small part to Harlequin kitten, who woke me up hourly from 3.30am to purr excitedly in my ear, wrap herself ecstatically around my head and enthusiastically groom my fringe. I wonder if she did any damage? I've not looked in a mirror yet today. Or had coffee, or anything to eat. I think I must get some sort of odd effect from travelling in the early morning without food, too, everyone on the bus looks familiar. That guy in a suit looks like H that other guy in a suit looks like R, brain please stop that, it's making me twitch. Ah! Hello the internet. That was interminable.