But was it the same somebody as was throwing up in the sink? Wine on the carpet in four different rooms ... I never got around to inviting you, did I? Went to all the bother of making a poll and asking the ten people still reading this shite if they'd want to come and then never did anything with the data. Told you I needed an administrator ...

... and after tonight I think I also need a couple of cleaners, a kitchen porter and a dietician ... and maybe a harm minimisation worker ...

Somebody broke one of my favourite plates. And the recycling box won't let me recycle no more ...

One more thing: I love my connection to Oxfam. It answers those niggling questions that seep through the drunken haze. Like what's going on? and what should I do?