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- children are virulent, teachers are virulent, youth centres are virulent, sniffle
- haggis soup is not entirely unpleasant
- paying money from one account to another is more complex than it may seem
- contrary to expectations, paintings made by pissing are almost as attractive as paintings made with diamond dust
- when someone suggests an orange and blue wedding dress with flamingo flowers, just smile and nod
- it is possible to produce a comic on the bus, if your pencil is sufficiently purple
- violet shades can make Liza Minelli even more startling
- teaming gold Doc Martins with a gold and red brocade dress looks "quite nice, in a strange sort of way"
- talking about mortgages makes me bored, angry, and sad, all at once!
- walking down the street with a bunch of tulips on a friday night makes everyone smile at you
- blue black hair provokes people to describe the colour of your hair to you far more than turquoise with purple patches does
- apple and cinnamon tea is not the best thing to drink last thing at night when you're drunk, no matter how cold you are
- do not tumble dry means do not tumble dry, not even for fifteen minutes
- Current Mood:
sick - Current Music:a really strange scratchy squeaky noise
cleanskies
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