- A patch of ground you care about.
- A glass of your favourite beverage*.
*If your favourite beverage is coke, don't pour it on anything living. Try tarmac instead.
**You may wish to substitute your own words, e.g. "It's too damn hot can't we please have some rain," or "My boss is an idiot please plague him with boils".
***Sunrise, midday or 3pm are also
NOTE: If you
Gentlemen may also pee on the compost heap, but please, not when anyone else is watching.