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simple solstice celebration for one

found in nature
Originally uploaded by Jeremy Dennis.
You will need:
  • A patch of ground you care about.
  • A glass of your favourite beverage*.
  • Sunset***.
Take sip from glass. Raise glass to setting sun. Say "cheers**". Pour splash of beverage onto ground. Drain glass. Repeat as required.

*If your favourite beverage is coke, don't pour it on anything living. Try tarmac instead.

**You may wish to substitute your own words, e.g. "It's too damn hot can't we please have some rain," or "My boss is an idiot please plague him with boils".

***Sunrise, midday or 3pm are also a good time for a drink appropriate for worship.

NOTE: If you forget to perform this ritual until you get home from the pub at night it's important to create your own sun by setting fire to something.

Gentlemen may also pee on the compost heap, but please, not when anyone else is watching.


21st Jun, 2005 15:21 (UTC)
Re: now I come to think of it
a bit of a problem at our place as we have one of those swinging barrel compost heaps. I'm nowhere near enough of an acrobat to try and pee in that!
21st Jun, 2005 15:36 (UTC)
might be a bit
of a tricky injury to explain ...
21st Jun, 2005 18:02 (UTC)
Re: might be a bit
Yes, but it will be funny if anyone videos it ...