Following an experience with a creepily obsequious and somewhat incompetent photo-jockey at Boots, I may have to defect back to Snappy Snaps, which isn't quite the tension bucket I remember -- it seems to have been colonised by patient, kind, smiley ladies. I did manage (after a few days) to extricate my B&W disposable from Boot's it'll take at least two weeks and (an hour at Snappy Snaps later) was very pleased with Ellie's shots -- both of and by -- good eye on that kid. On the other hand, Boots have this for sale, and, oh I'm drowning in my own drool. Oh, wait, no I'm not. It's not got a proper battery.
Never mind, out of my budget.