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John Peel cross-stitch kit


JohnPeel
Originally uploaded by crunchcandy.
Belonging to the divine crunchcandy. Truly, needlecraft is the new rock'n'roll. Or something. Although I'm afraid I don't really have the patience for such things, never did really. I like colouring books, though.

47% like their man to look good on a sofa, lower than I expected. But I'm still worried that my sample is too small. Come on, I don't care if you've never even glanced in the direction of a gentleman with a speculative eye, fill in the cup of sperm poll!

Speaking of which, I'm having such a fascinating time finding out what you're all attracted to that I'm extremely tempted to run the same poll for women next.

Some of my favourites: Willingness to wear eyeliner, can find interesting things on television for me to watch, non-stop massage hands, compatible personality disorders, A deep and relentless knowledge of pre-1970s sci-fi movies.

Comments

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badasstronaut
17th Aug, 2005 16:30 (UTC)
See, I did think when I first met your TiVo that I could marry something like that instead.
cleanskies
17th Aug, 2005 22:19 (UTC)
I felt a bit that way
about hubzilla
stylishbastard
17th Aug, 2005 17:18 (UTC)
I'm not keen on cups of sperm
How about a flagon of jizz?
cleanskies
17th Aug, 2005 22:18 (UTC)
Re: I'm not keen on cups of sperm
hey, you say potato ...
motodraconis
17th Aug, 2005 18:07 (UTC)
Cup of Sperm Poll
I'm with snowking all the way, "does not fart on my head" is definitely a bonus amongst partners.
cleanskies
17th Aug, 2005 22:19 (UTC)
Re: Cup of Sperm Poll
he's got the right of it ...
crunchcandy
17th Aug, 2005 20:28 (UTC)
Um- i'm tempted to answer it all again with perhaps more sensible answers than last time- but would that screw things up?
You can buy those kits in the shop if you were ever tempted to take it up.
cleanskies
17th Aug, 2005 22:20 (UTC)
if you've got an extra LJ ID
I guess you could -- I don't think it would significantly disturb the statistics, no. After all, we're all several people, really ...
angelicevil
18th Aug, 2005 08:08 (UTC)
Huh, don't get me started with men. course I don't have much to complain about Mr Current but my exes? Geez louise...
cleanskies
18th Aug, 2005 13:07 (UTC)
(adopts gloomy posture)
men? don't talk to me about men ..
ceciley
18th Aug, 2005 12:45 (UTC)
Oh dear, I don't think I have any of those qualities.
cleanskies
18th Aug, 2005 13:09 (UTC)
it's not about what qualities you have
but what qualities you value in a gentleman companion. Now go and fill in the poll, I need more respondees in your age-bracket!
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