47% like their man to look good on a sofa, lower than I expected. But I'm still worried that my sample is too small. Come on, I don't care if you've never even glanced in the direction of a gentleman with a speculative eye, fill in the cup of sperm poll!
Speaking of which, I'm having such a fascinating time finding out what you're all attracted to that I'm extremely tempted to run the same poll for women next.
Some of my favourites: Willingness to wear eyeliner, can find interesting things on television for me to watch, non-stop massage hands, compatible personality disorders, A deep and relentless knowledge of pre-1970s sci-fi movies.