I take it back. It's just as irritating. Well, that blew up in my face. ... and I have to have her explain how she must be in a bit of a depressed mood today as she's just followed Travis with David Grey, and plans on listening to Coldplay next. She may be a bit depressed, but I'm getting suicidal.
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I think the solution is clear: you need to inspire more fear. I suggest bringing in a severed dog's head (in a bottle of formaldehyde, naturally. We don't want to make your office situation _unpleasant_, after all) and leave it on your desk without explanation. Then gradually start adding photos of her (taken _in situations when she can't imagine that you were watching_) to the display, until you have an exciting little shrine. When asked about this, just explain how much you admire her.
And if that doesn't work, ask her what she would do if terrorists burst into the room and said "okay, one of you in this office has to die. Which shall it be?" Ask her this often, with a bright energetic smile.
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If she doesn't stop, have a chat with your boss that she's creating an unreasonable work atmosphere.
Clearly, what I meant to say was:
"No sane jury could possibly convict you now. Kill her quickly before the legalistic bonhomie wears off. You could always store her body in the stationery cupboard."