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However, Great Lord Cthulu who in R'Lyeh sleeps has other ideas:

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely busy devotee this year.

In October, I rescued [info]shepline from being sacrificed (-200 points). When the stars were right, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon [info]warren_ellis (65 points). In June, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In November, I exposed [info]malenfant to soul-rending horrors (250 points). In May, I recruited [info]uitlander as a new cultist (30 points). In December, I fed [info]sweetdelirium to a Shoggoth (250 points).

In short, I have been very bad (-605 points) and deserve to be flayed alive.

Your humble and obedient servant,

Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!

And because I've mentioned it to a few people: the pandababy boom! (Caution, American newssite). Awwwww -- the captions run out halfway through the slideshow. No justification, no explaination, just MORE pictures of Baby Pandas!


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7th Dec, 2005 15:13 (UTC)
that'll teach 'em

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely assiduous devotee this year.

In February, I fed [info]barrysarll to a Shoggoth (250 points). In April, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). Last week, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In December, I recruited [info]small_circle as a new cultist (30 points). In March, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In November, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points).

In short, I have been very good (495 points) and deserve the honour of having my body used as a host for one of your servitors.

Your humble and obedient servant,
7th Dec, 2005 15:14 (UTC)
Re: that'll teach 'em
ps I have no idea what this is all on about...

see you Friday, then?
7th Dec, 2005 15:21 (UTC)
cthulu! the great many-angled one!
Oh, tsk. Just think of it as a geek thing.
7th Dec, 2005 15:21 (UTC)
friday double-booked itself
can I see you next thursday instead please? I have a ticket and everything!
7th Dec, 2005 15:34 (UTC)
Re: friday double-booked itself
gah. but everyone will be there next Thursday. Possibly Drummond St for curry first?
7th Dec, 2005 15:45 (UTC)
sounds like a brilliant idea
I'll just forget to eat otherwise. What sort of time were you thinking? ... oh, and (just checking) I'm still OK to crash at yours that eve?
7th Dec, 2005 15:51 (UTC)
Re: sounds like a brilliant idea
do you need to be back in Oxford early the following morning anyway? It's just that I'll be going via the Newsround Christmas Party in Fulham, so it might be a late one. I'm sure I'll be able to get you in...
7th Dec, 2005 16:11 (UTC)
I was thinking of
taking fri to do (some of) my London chores, so that'd be fine as long as you don't mind my tagging along?
7th Dec, 2005 16:13 (UTC)
if not, I'll rethink!
8th Dec, 2005 01:47 (UTC)
the Newsround Christmas Party in Fulham
dammit, I want to be there! Ach, I never get invited to the cool parties anymore.
8th Dec, 2005 02:43 (UTC)
that looked more like a lig
than an invite to me. Possibly a wangle.
7th Dec, 2005 15:43 (UTC)
OMG teh panda cuteness. Thanks. Will trade in for goodwill at work.
7th Dec, 2005 15:46 (UTC)
That was me.
7th Dec, 2005 15:52 (UTC)
panda costume for Item on it's way, then? ;-)
7th Dec, 2005 15:51 (UTC)
Shudder before the wrath of Great Cthulhu when people randomly add and subtract aitches from His Name!
7th Dec, 2005 16:12 (UTC)
no wonder he wants to flay me alive. Sorry Chthuhlhu!

oops. overshot.
7th Dec, 2005 17:02 (UTC)
You had one of the Elder Gods fuck up Warren Ellis?

7th Dec, 2005 20:15 (UTC)
7th Dec, 2005 20:17 (UTC)
Side Note: Comix, et al, arrived yesterday. Sara thought your back-o'-th'envelope drawing was totally awesome.

Read the minis, will begin reading the big'uns tonight.

7th Dec, 2005 18:39 (UTC)
You do deserve a pony
In fact, i want a pony too. Can we do a ponies themed Whores of Mensa for number 4 please?
7th Dec, 2005 20:16 (UTC)
have you seen that really neat
goldfrapp video where Alison Goldfrapp gets to ride on a mirrorball pony? It's glamma-girl heaven!
7th Dec, 2005 23:29 (UTC)
have you seen, you're being feted over on here. Famous jeremy-the-woman. Don't want you to be making you nervous about meeting the fans. Oh, I am such a stirrer. But in a good way!
8th Dec, 2005 02:39 (UTC)
I'm a little afraid
of that screened comment. And I'm not going to be there on Friday either. Oh my hair and fearfulness! I'm all confused about who I know and who I don't too, now. But what's new, eh?
( 23 worms — Feed the birds )