However, Great Lord Cthulu who in R'Lyeh sleeps has other ideas:
Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely busy devotee this year.
In October, I rescued shepline from being sacrificed (-200 points). When the stars were right, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon warren_ellis (65 points). In June, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In November, I exposed malenfant to soul-rending horrors (250 points). In May, I recruited uitlander as a new cultist (30 points). In December, I fed sweetdelirium to a Shoggoth (250 points).
In short, I have been very bad (-605 points) and deserve to be flayed alive.
Your humble and obedient servant, cleanskies
Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!
And because I've mentioned it to a few people: the pandababy boom! (Caution, American newssite). Awwwww -- the captions run out halfway through the slideshow. No justification, no explaination, just MORE pictures of Baby Pandas!