Jeremy Dennis is Jeremy Day (cleanskies) wrote,
Jeremy Dennis is Jeremy Day
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I've taken too much caffeine today. I also went into a shop fully intenting to buy a pack of fun felt and came out with glass eyes instead. In my defence, they only had serious felt, and the eyes were a) cheap and b) wired together in twos.

Of all the memes doing the rounds, I liked this one the best:

# Maybe I should......... stop pissing around on the interweb.
# I love....... failing to get out of bed for the second time.
# I don't understand........ how to mend a flickering fluoresecent tube light.
# I lost my......... moral high ground and my dignity.
# People would say that I'm....... looking thinner, if a bit tired.
# Sex is........ increasing the number of times I have to wash my sheets.
# Love is....... easily bought with crumpets and coffee.
# Somewhere, someone is...... deciding a trend in whitewashed victorian birdcages is the thing for this spring.
# I never want to........ sort out the drains and the plumbing. Does anyone?
# When I wake up in the morning I........ scrabble pathetically at the duvet while semi-incoherently describing my dreams.
# Life is full of....... cold mornings, birdsong, paper and dust.
# Tomorrow I'm going to....... have lunch somewhere children aren't allowed.
# I have low tolerance for people who......... mistake me for a guy while trying to beg money off me and/or sell me drugs.
# If I had a million pounds I would spend it on......... Oxfam, house (repairs/garden/shed), house (sun room), house (loft extension), studio (in town), some random stuff, wildlife tour of the Galapagos, sabbatical, and then I'd start buying presents.
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