Jeremy Dennis is Jeremy Day (cleanskies) wrote,
Jeremy Dennis is Jeremy Day

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sex slaves of Gor discovered in darlington

In a terraced house, no less. Just thought you should know.

Right, I'll go back to reading about unsolved murders in Leeds now.

P.S. Apparently, that Da Vinci Code (Contains flagellation and other moderate violence). I'm going to be sniggering every time I read that (most of this afternoon then).

[EDIT] She's using her mobile phone again. Still haven't stopped the tweety noises, have we? Alright then:

I don't know which fandom this refers to but that robot cat is mighty cute.

Some of you may care enough about wine to join Corkd, the user-contributed wine database with the unfortunate name. Speaking of which, do you remember when we drank the wine Colin left behind? Well, I say drank, obviously I mean, sniffed dubiously then tipped down the sink.

Sunny D turns stream canary yellow. Don't drink it! It contains cloud!

Piano found on top of Ben Nevis. Minus keyboard, bizarrely.

I may have gone on about my new spambot swain? Meet Dotcommahyphen, who likes to comment on the big issues:

Re: Your family., sheep-kneed
weather vane deal board oxyquinoline sulphate
brain-crazed unit tare tape-grass family
sweet-piercing melon moth cat rig
pseudo femininity wild-flying lime plant
woe-destined sand sedge fertilizer hand
paper-saving crow garlic claw nut
penny hat web glazing dock hoist
gown-fashion wind band spider line

Re: Your wealth., half-learnedly

kurchee bark wall cabbage knobbling fire
fan-shape old-clothesman Pre-newtonian
pump cylinder chain wheel baby rambler
marathon race deck steward flower maker
cotton raiser sky shade date palm
intelligence office banana family long-stemmed
one-class U-shaped half-alive
mad-doctor sugar-cane borer glow lamp

Re: Your life, whiting packer

Free kirk borough-holder fossil mud crack
Lemuel gulliver quick-talking long-spurred
well casing fishing dory Greco-persian
hockey cart day shift hollow heart
twice-secured quasi appointment lignum vitae
salting kit bag work full-form
uneven-carriaged gem-bedewed barrel-bellied
quasi injury red-bar double-cup insulator [+ 3 more here]

P.S. I am jealous of Dave Cooper's ink-dipping gizmo. No more arm stretching misery!
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