Right, I'll go back to reading about unsolved murders in Leeds now.
P.S. Apparently, that Da Vinci Code (Contains flagellation and other moderate violence). I'm going to be sniggering every time I read that (most of this afternoon then).
[EDIT] She's using her mobile phone again. Still haven't stopped the tweety noises, have we? Alright then:
I don't know which fandom this refers to but that robot cat is mighty cute.
Some of you may care enough about wine to join Corkd, the user-contributed wine database with the unfortunate name. Speaking of which, do you remember when we drank the wine Colin left behind? Well, I say drank, obviously I mean, sniffed dubiously then tipped down the sink.
Sunny D turns stream canary yellow. Don't drink it! It contains cloud!
Piano found on top of Ben Nevis. Minus keyboard, bizarrely.
I may have gone on about my new spambot swain? Meet Dotcommahyphen, who likes to comment on the big issues:
Re: Your family., sheep-kneed
weather vane deal board oxyquinoline sulphate
brain-crazed unit tare tape-grass family
sweet-piercing melon moth cat rig
pseudo femininity wild-flying lime plant
woe-destined sand sedge fertilizer hand
paper-saving crow garlic claw nut
penny hat web glazing dock hoist
gown-fashion wind band spider line
Re: Your wealth., half-learnedly
kurchee bark wall cabbage knobbling fire
fan-shape old-clothesman Pre-newtonian
pump cylinder chain wheel baby rambler
marathon race deck steward flower maker
cotton raiser sky shade date palm
intelligence office banana family long-stemmed
one-class U-shaped half-alive
mad-doctor sugar-cane borer glow lamp
Re: Your life, whiting packer
Free kirk borough-holder fossil mud crack
Lemuel gulliver quick-talking long-spurred
well casing fishing dory Greco-persian
hockey cart day shift hollow heart
twice-secured quasi appointment lignum vitae
salting kit bag work full-form
uneven-carriaged gem-bedewed barrel-bellied
quasi injury red-bar double-cup insulator [+ 3 more here]
P.S. I am jealous of Dave Cooper's ink-dipping gizmo. No more arm stretching misery!