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Well, actually it's tuesday, and I'm more panicked and a little bit twitchy than bored, but never mind.

Poll #738644 defining chairlicker

A "chairlicker" is:

Someone who can't keep their tongue off the furniture.
Someone with an unnatural interest in minuteing meetings.
Someone with a large collection of IKEA catalogues.
Something far more disgusting than that (details below).
Cats just do that, Jeremy, it's not weird.

The true definition of "chairlicker" is:

The colour I should dye my hair is:

Black! Black as your soul!
Green! Green like that frog you found in the garden!
Red! Red like a ladybird! (spots optional)
Cloudy blue with murky grey bits, like the sky.
Just leave it its natural colour, I'm curious what that is.

Your complicated and impractical idea for dying my hair:

P.S. I sorted out that rough area in the garden. I found a frog, non-fatally! Yay. Look, a patch of bareish earth and a wrought-iron dragonfly.


( 3 worms — Feed the birds )
30th May, 2006 13:13 (UTC)
I ticked black, but looking through the answers, Moonbase Alpha purple has a certain appeal.
30th May, 2006 15:11 (UTC)
I do own a space 1999 wig, but I don't look very good in it, so I usually make other people wear it:

I also once briefly captained a Moonbase in The Frightwig Factor.
30th May, 2006 14:30 (UTC)
thanks for your help
--- buddleia, I didn't so much hear it as witness it; brixtonbrood, it was a black cat on a cream chair, so although it probably was confused, it wasn't confused about that; mr_snips, well chairlicker certainly is a vvOMGlol typical livejournal user -- and badasstronaut, I'm not sure I can get the precision to draw daisies on my head. Or a bright enough white.
( 3 worms — Feed the birds )