Well, actually it's tuesday, and I'm more panicked and a little bit twitchy than bored, but never mind.
P.S. I sorted out that rough area in the garden. I found a frog, non-fatally! Yay. Look, a patch of bareish earth and a wrought-iron dragonfly.
A "chairlicker" is:
Someone who can't keep their tongue off the furniture.
5(17.2%)
Someone with an unnatural interest in minuteing meetings.
4(13.8%)
Someone with a large collection of IKEA catalogues.
4(13.8%)
Something far more disgusting than that (details below).
5(17.2%)
Cats just do that, Jeremy, it's not weird.
11(37.9%)
The true definition of "chairlicker" is:
The colour I should dye my hair is:
Black! Black as your soul!
5(17.9%)
Green! Green like that frog you found in the garden!
8(28.6%)
Red! Red like a ladybird! (spots optional)
4(14.3%)
Cloudy blue with murky grey bits, like the sky.
4(14.3%)
Just leave it its natural colour, I'm curious what that is.
3(10.7%)
Your complicated and impractical idea for dying my hair:
P.S. I sorted out that rough area in the garden. I found a frog, non-fatally! Yay. Look, a patch of bareish earth and a wrought-iron dragonfly.
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I also once briefly captained a Moonbase in The Frightwig Factor.