Jeremy Dennis is Jeremy Day (cleanskies) wrote,
Jeremy Dennis is Jeremy Day
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demon duck of doom, ruin your sex life, man-bag

I bought a man-bag earlier today. And I'm not even a man. Overall, though, I'm pleased with the results. Apart from not quite having figured out where to put the PDA yet.

I'm sure I'm not the only one to be thrilled to discover that Demon Ducks of Doom ("Very big birds ... more like ducks, earned the name 'demon duck of doom', some at least may have been carnivorous as well," Hand told ABC radio) form part of Australia's extinct megafauna. The BBC preferred to focus on flesh-eating kangaroos.

Following on from yesterday's fun with the press I was amused to catch up with Susie Bright's depressing run-in with Cosmo (they were after a sex tip). "They thought improving your sex life meant impressing a man, rather than making a significant erotic impression on yourself." she laments. The upshot was this: How to ruin your sex life in twelve easy steps. There are also some fun write-ins in the comments.

Speaking of which:

Dear Ms Dennis,

Thank you for your email, which i am forwarding to the editor of Observer Woman.

With best wishes,
Stephen Pritchard
Readers' Editor
The Observer

P.S. Parasitic Advertising: artist paints bugs, is lambasted for cruelty, getting logos wrong.
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