This morning, I woke up and realised that the two fish tanks full of black and white fish in my bedroom were getting really full and the pipefish, especially, had gotten very out of hand. Also, a bunch of the goldfish (or possibly guppies?) were looking pregnant, again. I was wondering about the plausibility of putting pregnant fish on freecycle, when I realised Tim was still in bed, sleeping curled up under the duvet like a cat and he would (oh no!) be late for work and I started frantically trying to wake him (he was having none of it and continued to sleep).

Then it occurred to me that I didn't own a fish tank, and certainly wouldn't have it in my bedroom even if I did, and Tim had left to go to work, I distinctly remembered him getting up now I came to think about it. So I stopped trying to wake him up and just stroked him gently until he gently dissolved, like meringue into golden light, and I woke up for real.

In business matters, I have a few more Whores of Mensa #3. A few people expressed interest, but I didn't have any stock then. I've already asked over in jeremydennis but over here I can post polls!



In other news, I finished the greenhouse. Dear god! My fingernails!

EDIT: Knobbuckets, I forgot the price. £3.50 with UK postage in, £4.50 if it's going overseas.