I had this sunny idea about listening to it in the background maybe, using my media player, but the website contains no audio tracks at all, just the full-screen player and a quicktime movie. So I'm feeling kind of ripped off now here, HOT CHIP, and given that this seems to be the only available physical single HOT CHIP I'm kind of thinking this is not so much a single HOT CHIP as an advert for the downloads HOT CHIP, and advert which the consumer pays you for HOT CHIP.
Though of course we all no that the dear little band isn't at fault here. Dear me no. the criminals are surely THE MUSIC INDUSTRY*.
What should I do with my "enhanced CD"?
Take it back to shop because it has no music on it
Put it in the bag for Oxfam
See if it works better in the DVD player
I think enhanced CDs are:
A transparent attempt to make fans pay for music twice.
Just reward for anyone who still buys singles.
The only reason I still use the Esc button.
Another nail in Top of the Pops's coffin.
Another jig on Top of the Pops's grave
Singles should be:
Round, shiny and 7" wide.
Downloadable and DRM free.
Shiny tiny CDs wrapped in hand-stamped paper wraps and sequins.
No-frills CD with nice artwork.
Packaged in a dubious .exe file
Jeremy should stop wasting her afternoon on pointless fury and do this instead: