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artist's chameleon rides the minitanks

I got valentines spam entitled "The ten best things to say to a naked woman". Inside, the single line of text read:

Imagine being huge thick and long even when flaccid!

Which I don't think would make anyone's top ten best things to say to a naked woman. Or maybe I'm wrong. What would you say to a naked woman?

I've had a busy few days. I saw Polysics which involved more jumping around than I could really handle (I'm still getting my gig legs for 2008) and liked support band cutting pink with knives enough to buy their candy coloured vinyl. And also Art Brut, who are over on the Flickrstream, along with the electric paper plane launchers and an artist's chameleon using mini-tanks for roller skates (video on click-through).

artist's chameleon rides the minitanks

I saw a woman in the street walking a ferret on a little lead! A flop-fringed whippet-thin indie boy said "That's disgusting!" then went and chatted her up.

Life is so inconsistent sometimes.


13th Feb, 2008 21:49 (UTC)
Ha ha! Your spam quote made me laugh out loud.
It sounds like an okay thing to say to a naked man. Maybe. But probably not a lady.
Back when I was more of a freelance naked lady, I tended to like stuff such as, where's the whiskey? But that's just me.
14th Feb, 2008 09:49 (UTC)
I think if I said it to a naked man it might sound critical. Where's the whiskey is on the whole a safer sort of statement I think.

Is the pay good for being a freelance naked lady?
14th Feb, 2008 11:08 (UTC)
Ha ha, that came out so very very wrong. I meant 'dating' versus 'committed relationship' but I unintentionally left a cash inflection in there. Oops! Was I pro bono, perhaps? (Wow, this just gets worse and worse...)
Just call me a WoM...:)