Look at everything I could have been!
Rockstar - Faisan Halfbeak None (experimental noise probably)
Gangsta - Green Tea Art (yes I am the most civilized evah)
Native American - Blue Chameleon (um....)
Soap Opera - Rosemary Kettering (Corrie rather than Archers, I think)
Superhero - Green Gin'n'Tonic (my powers are strong)
Stripper - Sandalwood Bounty (Pirate themed strips I do! Arrr!)
Weather Girl - Gillespie Glasgow (sounds more fearless girl reporter)
Spy - Allhallows Gerbera (very specialist spy books only)
Cartoon - Pear Panty-liner (I can see this one working, actually)
Hippie - Coffee Crack Willow (I may have been doing that one wrong)
Do it yourself!
1. Your rock star name (first pet, current car):
2. Your gangsta name (fave ice cream flavour, favourite type of shoe)
3. Your Native American name (favourite colour, favourite animal)
4. Your soap opera name (middle name, city where you were born)
5. Superhero name (2nd favourite colour, favourite drink)
6. Stripper name (the name of your favourite perfume/cologne/scent, favourite candy)
7. TV weather anchor name (your 5th grade teacher’s last name, a major city that starts with the same letter)
8. Spy name favourite season/holiday, flower)
9. Cartoon name: (favourite fruit, something you’re wearing right now)
10. Hippie name (What you ate for breakfast, your favourite tree)
But enough of such daft wibble. Spring is here, and fat pigeon's thoughts turn to cooing. Happy Friday!
My shadow goes pigeon hunting.