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OK, I snap and take a meme. My excuse is that I am overexcited by the comics crack that is tegaki-e and also because the rules produce some particularly hilarious names. For me.

Look at everything I could have been!

Rockstar - Faisan Halfbeak None (experimental noise probably)
Gangsta - Green Tea Art (yes I am the most civilized evah)
Native American - Blue Chameleon (um....)
Soap Opera - Rosemary Kettering (Corrie rather than Archers, I think)
Superhero - Green Gin'n'Tonic (my powers are strong)
Stripper - Sandalwood Bounty (Pirate themed strips I do! Arrr!)
Weather Girl - Gillespie Glasgow (sounds more fearless girl reporter)
Spy - Allhallows Gerbera (very specialist spy books only)
Cartoon - Pear Panty-liner (I can see this one working, actually)
Hippie - Coffee Crack Willow (I may have been doing that one wrong)

Do it yourself!

1. Your rock star name (first pet, current car):
2. Your gangsta name (fave ice cream flavour, favourite type of shoe)
3. Your Native American name (favourite colour, favourite animal)
4. Your soap opera name (middle name, city where you were born)
5. Superhero name (2nd favourite colour, favourite drink)
6. Stripper name (the name of your favourite perfume/cologne/scent, favourite candy)
7. TV weather anchor name (your 5th grade teacher’s last name, a major city that starts with the same letter)
8. Spy name favourite season/holiday, flower)
9. Cartoon name: (favourite fruit, something you’re wearing right now)
10. Hippie name (What you ate for breakfast, your favourite tree)

But enough of such daft wibble. Spring is here, and fat pigeon's thoughts turn to cooing. Happy Friday!

behind you!!!
behind you!!!
My shadow goes pigeon hunting.

Comments

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mockduck
28th Mar, 2008 15:29 (UTC)
Oh dear, that was fun, but your are better
Rock star: Tinkle None
Gangsta: Butterscotch Clompy
Native American: Blue Cat
Soap Opera: Hazel Exeter
Superhero: Green Lager
Stripper: Tarmac Booga Booga
Weather Girl: Wayland Washington
Spy: Spring Tulip
Cartoon: Avocado Jacket
Hippie Name: Crumpet Oak
cleanskies
28th Mar, 2008 16:06 (UTC)
Re: Oh dear, that was fun, but your are better
The Green Lager. Sounds a mite anarchist! Hazel Exeter sounds more sitcom than soap

Tarmac Booga Booga, though
white_hart
28th Mar, 2008 15:32 (UTC)
My superhero name would be Green Tea, according to that. And the hippie name doesn't work at all when breakfast was a ham, cheese and mushroom toastie...
mockduck
28th Mar, 2008 15:52 (UTC)
But 'Toastie' is a *great* name!
(no subject) - bluedevi - 28th Mar, 2008 17:51 (UTC) - Expand
pollitesss
28th Mar, 2008 15:41 (UTC)
Tinkerbell Bicycle - Rock Star
Pistachio Boot - Gangsta
Teal Puma - Native American
Elizabeth Campsall - Soap Opera
Skyblue Coffee - Superhero
Neroli Motezuma - Stripper
Autumn Daffodil - Spy (this is so obviosly an alias it hurts)
Mango Sparklepants - Cartoon
Sushi Flapjack Pine - Hippie
cleanskies
28th Mar, 2008 16:04 (UTC)
she sounds a bit .... undead
I dread to think what sort of strips Neroli Montezuma does.
timscience
28th Mar, 2008 15:55 (UTC)
1. Rockstar – Buster Yaris
2. Gangsta – Chocolate Reef (that seems to work quite well)
3. Native American – Red Cat
4. Soap Opera – Paul Portsmouth (bit rubbish)
5. Superhero – Black Coffee. (Hmmmm)
6. Stripper – Citrus Lindt Supreme (OK, that works)
7. TV Weather Anchor – Terry Taipei (there are remarkably few familiar cities that start with T)
8. Spy – Summer Germanium (Spy? Are you sure?)
9. Cartoon – Grape T-shirt
10. Hippie – Toast Olive.

Starts off OK, but rapidly degenerates into farce.....
cleanskies
28th Mar, 2008 16:08 (UTC)
I think Summer Germanium is actually the name of the lethal fembot sidekick of the master spy.
(no subject) - tortipede - 28th Mar, 2008 16:48 (UTC) - Expand
(no subject) - timscience - 28th Mar, 2008 18:43 (UTC) - Expand
(no subject) - tortipede - 29th Mar, 2008 00:24 (UTC) - Expand
motodraconis
28th Mar, 2008 16:37 (UTC)
tegaki-e good
braisedbywolves
28th Mar, 2008 16:57 (UTC)
Not enough people start off with a Coffee and Crack breakfast!

1. Your rock star name - Blackie Zero (Smashing Pumpkins tribute band, I fear)
2. Your gangsta name - Vanilla Converse
3. Your Native American name - Black Elephant (I actually have no idea what my favourite animal would be. Maybe human? Oh no wait hang on, that would be a poor choice in this instance)
4. Your soap opera name - Paul Navan
5. Superhero name - Green Cider (!!!!)
6. Stripper name - Coffee Jellybean
7. TV weather anchor name - O'Neill Ontario
8. Spy name - Christmas Daisy
9. Cartoon name: Pear Watch
10. Hippie name - Cereal Zero (this would have been a better spy name!)
cleanskies
28th Mar, 2008 20:37 (UTC)
crack willow is my favourite tree, coffee isw breakfast
Green Cider? We've got some rough superheros
crazycrone
28th Mar, 2008 17:28 (UTC)
Your rock star name -Ranger Nada
2. Your gangsta name - Pistaschio Croc
3. Your Native American name -Green Cat
4. Your soap opera name -Diane Bronx!
5. Superhero name - Blue Coffee
6. Stripper name - Ginger Winegum
7. TV weather anchor name -Thomas Tralee
8. Spy name - Winter Sunflower
9. Cartoon name: Mango Jeans
10. Hippie name - Porridge Weepingfig! (love it-)
bluedevi
28th Mar, 2008 17:49 (UTC)
Oh my. My rock star name, if I can use my bike for the car, is Minky Ridgeback. That does indeed rock.

My stripper name is Euphoria Maya Gold.
cleanskies
28th Mar, 2008 20:36 (UTC)
That's no stripper, that's high class burlesque
jinty
28th Mar, 2008 18:09 (UTC)
Behind you! Or, random answers
1. Your rock star name: Velvet Ford (actually my sister's dog not mine, but it does sound good. Come to think of it, we did have a rabbit but I can't remember what its name even was.)
2. Your gangsta name: Coconut Trainer
3. Your Native American name (favourite colour, favourite animal): Red Insect (not because insects really are my favourite animal as such, but they are interesting and I couldn't honestly say cat, dog, whatever.)
4. Your soap opera name: None Sao Paulo
5. Superhero name: Blue Cosmopolitan (not strictly my favourite drink of all time but definitely my preferred cocktail)
6. Stripper name: Le Male Jelly Belly (hmm...)
7. TV weather anchor name (your 5th grade teacher’s last name, a major city that starts with the same letter): 5th grade teacher? er?
8. Spy name: Summer Hibiscus
9. Cartoon name: Mango Cardigan
10. Hippie name: Muesli Oak
cleanskies
28th Mar, 2008 20:39 (UTC)
Re: Behind you! Or, random answers
No idea about fifth grade. I subbed in Infants 2
(Anonymous)
28th Mar, 2008 19:27 (UTC)
Coffee crack willow
These are a few of my favourite things.
cleanskies
28th Mar, 2008 20:50 (UTC)
you may have misinterpreted
tortipede
28th Mar, 2008 19:29 (UTC)
1. Your rock star name: Pyewacket Micra
2. Your gangsta name: Nougat Converse
3. Your Native American name: Red Mantis
4. Your soap opera name: Martin Bletchley. (Since changed by deed poll to Martin Keynes...)
5. Superhero name: Midnight Blue Martini
6. Stripper name: Le Male Kit-Kat (but I think it would be better as Kit-Kat Le Male...)
7. TV weather anchor name: Myatt Manchester
8. Spy name: Summer Lily
9. Cartoon name: Fig Sneakers
10. Hippie name: Toast Yew (sounds more like my Gangsta name, surely?)
cleanskies
28th Mar, 2008 20:53 (UTC)
Pyewacket Micra sounds a bit prog
(no subject) - tortipede - 29th Mar, 2008 00:29 (UTC) - Expand
rufusfrog
29th Mar, 2008 12:06 (UTC)
1. Your rock star name: Bunny Accord (I thought this was my porn star name)
2. Your gangsta: Chocolate Orange Moshulu (not a very scary gangsta)
3. Your Native American name: Purple Sea Otter (Bless)
4. Your soap opera name: Elizabeth (or May) Yateley (she's a bit posh)
5. Superhero name: Grey Port (more likely the alter ego)
6. Stripper name: Ginger Dark Chocolate (Stop trying to eat me!)
7. TV weather anchor name: Crichton Crewe (I can so visualise the toupee)
8. Spy name: Spring Peony (SURELY this category should be Chinese concubine name)
9. Cartoon name: Banana Patchwork Trousers
10. Hippie name: Scrambled Eggs ‘n’ Smoked Salmon Araucaria (it’s a bit of a mouthful)
damiancugley
30th Mar, 2008 12:52 (UTC)
Loverly pigeons
1. Ferdinand Crossroads. Or even Ferdinand HU8?

2. Pistachio Old School (I think—I’m a bit vague on shoe typology)

3. Spring Green Cat

4. Damian Hobart. Or his long lost identical twin brother Peter Hobart if I am intended to use my first name as my middle name given that I use my middle name for my first name.

5. Have no fear, the Deep Blue Espresso Macchiato is here!!

6. Scent? Candy? Erm. Rassoulmud Cherrybrandyliqueurchocolates might be considered excessively wordy. Rassoulmud Chocolate, the radical Iranian male stripper? There could be a Channel 4 documentary about him and Le Male Jelly Belly and their radical male belly-dancing act.

7. And now with the weather, Testa Tokyo. (I had to consult Google for this one.)

8. Spring Veronica in the conservatory with the PPK.

9. Banana Squarepants if I can describe my pants as square.

10. Brioche Cherry



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