- 00:07 I've just eaten my own courgettes. That ought to be a euphemism for something, really. Must... resist... typing it into google. #
- 14:07 Her pedal pushers have delicate seams sketched across the tight fabric over each buttock, vestigial traces of long-lost back pockets. #
- 19:12 Got home to discover two of my green bags flown away and blackfly on the courgette flowers. Need cats urgently. Oh, hello charlie, cassie! #
- 19:30 Ah, cat sitting. Charlie's clockwork feeder explodes in a shower of steampunk fragments, and cassie is sulking. #
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