Well, the point of no return has been reached and all that. The paperwork went in today, and as of about a month's time I will no longer be a home owner. Frogs, courgettes, fairy lights and all will pass on to the the inimitable damiancugley, who has promised to hold parties. Lots of parties.

Also, as promised, the innards of "owl is angry". Your actual copy's not quite in the post, Lee. I'm looking for something else I was going to send you. It's here somewhere...

owl is angry - detail Owl has reasons. Many reasons.