Jeremy Dennis is Jeremy Day (cleanskies) wrote,
Jeremy Dennis is Jeremy Day
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stupid monday morning poll

Oh hi it is monday morning, so I've decided to dull the pain with a poll about Bonekickers, the new and deeply demented BBC series about two-fisted archaeologists taking on an international conspiracy of re-enactors. It's probably available on BBC i-player if there's a hole in your life the size and shape of a foulmouthed lady academic battling batshit conspiracy theories, the press and her departmental budget.

Poll #1226932 dem bones dem bones dem thigh bones

Who will sexy young black archeologist (male) sleep with?

Sexy yet crazy boss lady
2(7.1%)
Sexy phd student (female)
2(7.1%)
Dolly -- all that mithering on about breasts and going down the pub is just overcompensation
0(0.0%)
Captain Jack
3(10.7%)
Gene Hunt
0(0.0%)
Boudicca
3(10.7%)
The Templars
0(0.0%)
Badgers
6(21.4%)

The season finale will be at:

Tintagel
5(18.5%)
St Michael's mount
0(0.0%)
Bodleian library
5(18.5%)
Stonehenge
3(11.1%)
The pub -- it's clearly a mythical location
7(25.9%)

Who will sexy young phd student (female) sleep with?

Sexy yet crazy boss lady
3(10.7%)
Obviously available slight superior (male)
1(3.6%)
No-one, she lives for archaeaology alone
6(21.4%)
Hadrian
0(0.0%)
The Rosicrucians
2(7.1%)
Captain Jack
4(14.3%)
Beavers
5(17.9%)

Celebrity cameos yet to come

Anne Robinson
0(0.0%)
Tony Robinson
2(7.1%)
The one with the hat from Time Team
3(10.7%)
Dan Brown
0(0.0%)
Eddie Izzard
4(14.3%)
Lara Croft
0(0.0%)
Indiana Jones
1(3.6%)
Alex the parrot from beyond the grave!
1(3.6%)

In the end, it will all turn out to be the fault of:

The Templars
0(0.0%)
The Rosicrucians
1(3.7%)
The Templars and the Rosicrucians
2(7.4%)
The Sontarans
2(7.4%)
The Catholic Church
1(3.7%)
The BBC
4(14.8%)
Richard Dawkins
0(0.0%)
Captain Jack
1(3.7%)
The international conspiracy of badgers
3(11.1%)

Bonekickers:

Entertainingly demented
13(41.9%)
A big pile of poo I'm never going to watch
3(9.7%)
I don't know what you're talking about
9(29.0%)
...it's OK...
0(0.0%)
Badgers
6(19.4%)



P.S. Please don't ask me if I checked out Dr Horrible, I really couldn't make it through the first five minutes. Ugh.
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