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stupid monday morning poll

Oh hi it is monday morning, so I've decided to dull the pain with a poll about Bonekickers, the new and deeply demented BBC series about two-fisted archaeologists taking on an international conspiracy of re-enactors. It's probably available on BBC i-player if there's a hole in your life the size and shape of a foulmouthed lady academic battling batshit conspiracy theories, the press and her departmental budget.

Poll #1226932 dem bones dem bones dem thigh bones

Who will sexy young black archeologist (male) sleep with?

Sexy yet crazy boss lady
2(7.1%)
Sexy phd student (female)
2(7.1%)
Dolly -- all that mithering on about breasts and going down the pub is just overcompensation
0(0.0%)
Captain Jack
3(10.7%)
Gene Hunt
0(0.0%)
Boudicca
3(10.7%)
The Templars
0(0.0%)
Badgers
6(21.4%)

The season finale will be at:

Tintagel
5(18.5%)
St Michael's mount
0(0.0%)
Bodleian library
5(18.5%)
Stonehenge
3(11.1%)
The pub -- it's clearly a mythical location
7(25.9%)

Who will sexy young phd student (female) sleep with?

Sexy yet crazy boss lady
3(10.7%)
Obviously available slight superior (male)
1(3.6%)
No-one, she lives for archaeaology alone
6(21.4%)
Hadrian
0(0.0%)
The Rosicrucians
2(7.1%)
Captain Jack
4(14.3%)
Beavers
5(17.9%)

Celebrity cameos yet to come

Anne Robinson
0(0.0%)
Tony Robinson
2(7.1%)
The one with the hat from Time Team
3(10.7%)
Dan Brown
0(0.0%)
Eddie Izzard
4(14.3%)
Lara Croft
0(0.0%)
Indiana Jones
1(3.6%)
Alex the parrot from beyond the grave!
1(3.6%)

In the end, it will all turn out to be the fault of:

The Templars
0(0.0%)
The Rosicrucians
1(3.7%)
The Templars and the Rosicrucians
2(7.4%)
The Sontarans
2(7.4%)
The Catholic Church
1(3.7%)
The BBC
4(14.8%)
Richard Dawkins
0(0.0%)
Captain Jack
1(3.7%)
The international conspiracy of badgers
3(11.1%)

Bonekickers:

Entertainingly demented
13(41.9%)
A big pile of poo I'm never going to watch
3(9.7%)
I don't know what you're talking about
9(29.0%)
...it's OK...
0(0.0%)
Badgers
6(19.4%)



P.S. Please don't ask me if I checked out Dr Horrible, I really couldn't make it through the first five minutes. Ugh.

Comments

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swisstone
21st Jul, 2008 08:32 (UTC)
Actually, I'm waiting for the episode where they're excavating a Viking burial that turns out to be an Ice Warrior ...
swisstone
21st Jul, 2008 08:34 (UTC)
Plus, why no option for sexy Ph.D. sleeping with degenerate-yet-lovable-and-a-bit-like-swisstone prof?
cleanskies
21st Jul, 2008 10:12 (UTC)
Damn! And I also forgot to include Andy Peters turning up as a long-lost brother. Clearly too early to post a poll, really...
timscience
21st Jul, 2008 09:15 (UTC)
I was wondering if they plan to fold it into Torchwood, but then I thought "Noooooooooooooo!!!!"
swisstone
21st Jul, 2008 09:20 (UTC)
You know that the fanfic is almost certainly already out there.
cleanskies
21st Jul, 2008 10:14 (UTC)
jeremy has no fanfic
jeremy needs no fanfic.


THE CLARKSON HAS SPOKEN

phlebas
21st Jul, 2008 09:00 (UTC)
The jury's still out on the last question. I'll probably keep watching until they find Excalibur at the end of the series.
cleanskies
21st Jul, 2008 10:15 (UTC)
They'll probably just set it on fire and go down the pub. Tsk, archaeologists.
undyingking
21st Jul, 2008 09:13 (UTC)
Life is too short. (Or, rather, I expect it to be.)
cleanskies
21st Jul, 2008 10:15 (UTC)
alaram!
That's a slightly apocalyptic statement
undyingking
21st Jul, 2008 10:23 (UTC)
Re: alaram!
Well, it is Monday morning.
crazycrone
21st Jul, 2008 09:39 (UTC)
You have made me start thinking impure thoughts about the sexy young black male archeologist and Captain Jack.
This makes you an Occasion of Sin!
cleanskies
21st Jul, 2008 10:17 (UTC)
oh dear oh dear oh dear
emperor
21st Jul, 2008 09:59 (UTC)
I've not seen it, so I'm blaming the badgers. I saw a bit of Dr Horrible, and gave up on it too. Rubbish.
phlebas
21st Jul, 2008 10:06 (UTC)
Speaking of Dolly, do you think he'll be back to being called that this week? Last time he was Gregory all the way through!
cleanskies
21st Jul, 2008 10:19 (UTC)
hello dolly!
he was? Damn, he's the only character whose name I can remember! ... or not, as the case might be :( losing it
realfairywings
22nd Jul, 2008 21:54 (UTC)
Try these for size....

Bonekickers Drinking Game:
http://www.scribd.com/doc/4032544/BoneKickers-Drinking-Game


"Alternative" show merch (buy now - I smell a Cease & Desist Order in the wind):
http://www.cafepress.com/shtkickers
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