...oh for the love of mary, alright. As you can see I forgot to put on my hair gel this morning.
Also, thinking about that Velociraptor thing, I think -- what with having trained on turkeys, guineafowl, geese, large chickens, swans and peacocks as a child -- that I could take a Velociraptor. I'd need a large hessian sack, some baler twine, and a hook to hang it from. And gloves. Not to forget the gloves.
A Deinonychus, not so much:
|relative sizes of common raptors
With probable emotional reaction to same.