Jeremy Dennis is Jeremy Day (cleanskies) wrote,
Jeremy Dennis is Jeremy Day
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tales of raging kittens

The cats seem to be starting the day by chasing each other around the living room. Cats. That reminds me of something...

The very secret diary of a tiny kitten, aged almost 9 weeks

Day 6: Abandoned! Abandoned! Abandoned! I only have a ribbon, a hat, two balls, a small rabbit skin mouse and a small beeping sound-reactive robot to keep me company. They cannot buy my love with toys! Ooooh this one jingles. Jingle. Jingle. Jingle.
Day 7: Delicious Skin has run away, I have been comforting Furry Chin. He needs a lot of comforting. Am allowed out! Grumpy Puss is grumpy! I laugh!
Day 8: Am on Furry Chin. Intend to spend all day here. Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Day 9: Locked in room overnight. I cry! No understand what is wrong with constant pouncing on all things at all times pounce pounce pounce BOING!
Day 10: Have perfected flying ninja leap of doom, am trying it out on Grumpy Puss.
Day 11: Start day with enormous play session with Grumpy Puss. Knew I'd win him over!


The musings of a mature kitten in the prime of his life

Day 6: Small Annoyance trapped in room. I approve. Just wish she'd stop making so much noise all the time. Need my beauty sleep!
Day 7: Small Annoyance is EVERYWHERE. Underfoot, in my litter tray, eating MY food, on the stairs, under sofa, no peace! Must find somewhere to escape. Please! Let me out!
Day 8: Never mind. Just give me treats. NOW!
Day 9: I have adventure! Adventure unfortunately is over three fences, so takes me a while to get back from, as adventure involved leg. Enormous fuss from BFF Boy and Treat Girl when I eventually make it back. Plan to ham up limp for as long as I remember. Ooooh treats.
Day 10: Bat! Bat! Bat! Right, that's it. Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase!
Day 11: Start day by teaching Small Annoyance who calls the shots round here. Shall now swagger!
Tags: kittens, secret diaries
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