"If your friends are drinking a lot or taking drugs, make it clear to your friends how you feel so you aren't pressurised into doing anything you don't want to do. That way you can diffuse the situation before it arises."

to be illustrated with a poster with the slogan, "Thinking of robbing a mobile? THINK AGAIN You could get two years"

It's just grammar insanity round here!

Latest addition: "If you have a victim of physical or emotional abuse from a partner or family member, you can seek help from the organisations listed below."