- 09:05 Two coots in a violent beak and claw fight on the thames; a third trails after them, screeching... leave her alone ethel, she's not worth it
- 11:13 On the way into work this morning I saw a stupid, fat pigeon fly head-on into a high window, then blunder off, seemingly unhurt. Oh, augury.
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...The first rule of Coot Club is - *you do not talk about Coot Club*