OK already, enough with the terrifying political slash. Every passing day makes it harder to tell Clegg and Cameron apart. Also, they sound like undertakers. Cameron and Clegg. Possibly cage fighters. Sorry, just the hope talking. Been researching the new girl in Oxford West and Abingdon -- ooh, she features as a pro-life highlight of the election. Goodee. I shall accordingly adjust her status from "Cameron Cutie" to "Dorries in Waiting". Also taking a quick glance at the history of our First Green MP, trying to see if my memories of sighing angrily and voting against her in 1992 were correct (grey goo, anyone?). Yep. Here's hoping she's, um, read up on a few things in the meantime.

Wait! Some important news. Another tenovertwelver. Two CDs????? What's going on? I'm expecting another two, then I shall compile this month's collection and post the poll. Time to get thinking about themes for May, June....