Across the river, we plunged through a German Christmas fair and then out into the concrete; on top of the Heyward Gallery, decorative windmills were spinning atop a clearly non-functional boat. We took a yellow staircase to the roof, which had been turfed and planted (in defiance of December) for a better view. There was an elf looking after the garden, who shared his views on modern architecture (not a fan) and then explained that the boat was called "a night to remember" and the experience for sale was booking it overnight. I waited for the artist to absent himself from the skyline (it had just been craned in the previous day, which must have been a sight to remember) and then snapped away. Insanity.
By the Tate Modern, they're roofing Blackfriars Railway Bridge. It will be covered with solar vanes that will shift (perhaps to track the sun?) and the station will be a) fabulously futuristic and b) hopefully a touch less confusing than it is at the moment. For now, though, it's under wraps. Inside the Tate, the concrete beach is open again, with children playing and couples lying on the floor in front of Tacita Dean's surrealist projected monolith. It's always a good pause; and then over the Millennium bridge to St Paul's, the Central line and away. Idiots have started affixing padlocks to it. I hope for bin-men with bolt-cutters to break up these profligacies of sentiment.
My neiblings are prodigious with snot and excitement, juggling winter colds and Christmas craft projects, scooters, biscuits and bikes. The small one is learning so fast you can see her building systems every time she tries something new; I read the large one most of a chapter of Artemis Fowl. My sister has taught him the term "antihero".
The next day we punctuate the capitalist excesses of Picadilly and Oxford Street with Russian constructivism at the RA. In the courtyard, the Tatlin Tower has been reconstructed in honest red girders, shocking inclusion in the paternalistic art environment, and much, much bigger than I expected. It pleads for a permanent home in a graffitied concrete park in a run-down part of a sporadically utopian New Town. But I suppose it would only get stolen and melted down for scrap. The shops and crowds. Spiderwebs of sponsored Christmas lights. The moist December air.
Eventually we crack and run for the Tube back to Oxford. Tim finds a South African deli tucked into an arch in Victoria and buys peach chutney and sausage for dinner. Somehow we get home and get everything home. Did I mention that we stopped off at the comic shop? They've brought back another character I liked, The Shade from Starman. It's the return to Opal City. A lot of naked men on comic book covers, too. I guess it's the 52 backlash.
