Jeremy Dennis is Jeremy Day (cleanskies) wrote,
Jeremy Dennis is Jeremy Day
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January earworms and beating off the blues

I've had an earworm on all week, but only this morning did I realise that it's actually a mash-up of Pilot's January and Barbara Dickson's January, February. I'd somehow combined the choruses, and they were swirling around in my head like sleet and dead leaves in a housing estate wind-trap. On Thursday the earworms stabilised into tinnitus, leading to me explaining to everyone at the office what pink noise is (though also my discovery that no-one notices it - presumably because we're all so used to hearing small electrical noises around ourselves at all times), but today they're back with a vengeance. So I shall post them, on the other side of the poll, under a cut, so you can avoid Babs and Pilot if you wish - you might! - but it is their TOTPs performances which are respectively very 70s and incredibly 80s. Flutes! Black satin duster coats! Twin head guitar! All of the synthesisers! But first: what about January?

Poll #1996458 January, don't be sad, don't be angry with me

So far this January has been

Bloody awful
3(7.9%)
Considerably milder than usual
4(10.5%)
Not too bad considering the dark and cold
3(7.9%)
A serious encouragement to move to warmer climes
5(13.2%)
Not sure, I've been sleeping through most of it
2(5.3%)
A mixture of good and bad, as always
7(18.4%)
A mixture of frost and sleet, as always
2(5.3%)
A good excuse to stay indoors with the cat/a box-set/a pile of blankets
5(13.2%)
I refuse to beleive in the existance of January and am heading straight to spring
3(7.9%)
Zzzzzz
4(10.5%)

The best cure for the January blues is:

Food, glorious food (should contain suet or veggie option)
8(15.4%)
Buying shiny things in the sales
3(5.8%)
Going for walks/runs to blow away the cobwebs and look for signs of spring
6(11.5%)
Going on holidays, planning holidays, or having long involved fantasies about holidays you could go on
7(13.5%)
Wearing natty coats, hats and gloves - cold days are a fashion opportunity!
4(7.7%)
Telly, internet, music, book, comics - on repeat until the world is worth going out into
9(17.3%)
The cats and the kittens, the kittens and the cats, the cats wear hats and the kittens wear mittens
7(13.5%)
Knitwear
1(1.9%)
Baking
3(5.8%)
Another things which I will say below
4(7.7%)

The very best cure for the January blues is this:





Oh Pilot, you one-hit wonders. Stop cracking up right in the middle of the mime!



Oh Barbara, the hair! The coat! The lights! Ms Dickson, you are 1000% star.




As ever, any further thoughts about January, hilarious stories of grim dark days, spirited defences of crisp frosty mornings - please take to the comments.
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